candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)