salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there
salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle)

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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